Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

by Drakkus October 19, 2011

ARMY Monkey Brain

A term made up by friendless K-Pop fans to insult ARMYs, but they ended up making a fool out of themselves by ever thinking this was funny when, in reality, it is extremely corny.

ARMY #1: A K-Pop fan said I have an "ARMY Monkey Brain" because I rightfully called out some K-Pop groups for chart manipulation and racism.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.

by bts paved the road November 28, 2019

monkey ball bullshit

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair

man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !

by samielmorningstar December 26, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.

Person 1: "The Sky is blue"

Person 17: "The man eats poo, purple monkey dishwasher"

by Duke Alec October 25, 2004

Puppy Monkey Baby

A kickstart commercial that became a social trend confusing millions worldwide.

Puppy Monkey Baby terrifies, confuses Super Bowl 50 viewers.

by Anderjoseph September 22, 2016

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004