A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021

"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "
by The Hmminator June 13, 2018

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
by Keanu B September 24, 2022
