lana cat

The most amazing creature on earth. She is a loving cat, but can be on the shy side. She likes to sit in windows and looks out doors, so make sure you have a house with a lot of exits! She's a tabby with a big heart and can be really playful or really sleepy. She's a family cat and never cheats on her owners. Lana is a one of a kind cat and can light up your day with one meow.

wow, lana cat is so amazing!

lana cat by here's archy March 20, 2018

ur cat a twat 

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

ur cat a twat by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

josies cat

“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.

y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”

josies cat by hanvu April 2, 2018

Iams Cat 

A dude who loves cats and will do anything for his feline to the point of sheer animal evil against other species if he's the evil Iams Cat, or otherwise of pure goodness, the goody Iams Cat. Applies beyond Tom cats.

I am an Iams cat!

Iams Cat by Fievel Vertowitz June 4, 2018

Nyan Cat 

Some Japanese Cat That Farts in space.

OMG Nyan CAT has no 10000/ subs!!!!! NYA! ME: she's Japanase. You:Ohhhh. OMG

Nyan Cat by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Cool Cat 

A Giant Orange Pedophilic Cat That "Saves" The Fucking Kids Against Keemstar And He Loves All Kid.

The Guy Behind Cool Cat Is Jared Fogle.

Cool Cat by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018

Screaming cat's testicles 

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

Screaming cat's testicles by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018