1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Same entomology as "Darth"
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Same entomology as "Darth"
Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight
OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight
OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
by Nickel550 May 31, 2005
My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
by Drakkus October 19, 2011
A term made up by friendless K-Pop fans to insult ARMYs, but they ended up making a fool out of themselves by ever thinking this was funny when, in reality, it is extremely corny.
ARMY #1: A K-Pop fan said I have an "ARMY Monkey Brain" because I rightfully called out some K-Pop groups for chart manipulation and racism.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.
by bts paved the road November 28, 2019
by samielmorningstar December 26, 2010
derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.
by Duke Alec October 26, 2004
The act of having sex.
Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.
by turdlip May 12, 2011
An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 04, 2011