- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
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by AnonymousRogue April 17, 2020
"who was in the fnaf movie again?"
"daddy humberbatch."
"daddy humberbatch."
by daddy humberbatch December 01, 2023
by GiggaNigga6969 June 10, 2023
Pimp Daddy Syd is actually just Sydney but her true friends know her like that. Sydney is a gorgeous and loving and talented friend who doesn't know how amazing she is and how loved she is. She loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower and would actually marry a cat if given the chance even though she's allergic. Anybody who meets her better hold on tight because if you get the chance to get close to her it's rare and she's literally fucking perfection so hold on, it's worth it. She's worth it. ilysm Syd.
by PizzaForPrez November 16, 2014
Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022
Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022
A fit but pervy maths teacher with long hair who looks like Jesus living in the uk working at the colne community school
Look it’s Daddy Dawson
by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken November 20, 2021