by KodeAries December 21, 2025
Get the Trump The Bill mug.a really messy shit that you barely made it to the bathroom in time for. one where you're glad you're in a public restroom cuz nobody's gonna wanna clean up when you're done. one where it burns a little, and maybe gets on your clothes.
“I ate three of those gas station sandwiches while driving home, and had to suddenly stop an hour later and trumped all over another gas station bathroom. good thing i had an extra pair of pants in the car.“
by Boston T Party December 27, 2025
Get the Trump mug.A political condition, also called TCS, in which devotion to Donald Trump mutates from ordinary partisanship into cringing obedience, marked by public groveling, private panic, and Olympic-level rationalization.
Symptoms include:
--Defending things you swore were disqualifying five minutes ago.
--Smiling politely while being insulted, mocked, or thrown under the bus.
--Repeating talking points that visibly pain you to say out loud.
--Sudden loss of spine whenever Trump posts in ALL CAPS.
--Calling it “strategy” when it is clearly fear.
--Nodding along while being humiliated, then insisting it was actually a 4D chess move.
Symptoms include:
--Defending things you swore were disqualifying five minutes ago.
--Smiling politely while being insulted, mocked, or thrown under the bus.
--Repeating talking points that visibly pain you to say out loud.
--Sudden loss of spine whenever Trump posts in ALL CAPS.
--Calling it “strategy” when it is clearly fear.
--Nodding along while being humiliated, then insisting it was actually a 4D chess move.
“Elise Stefanik burned down her House career chasing Trump’s approval, only to get snubbed for UN Ambassador, shoved out of Congress, and quietly iced out of the New York governor’s race. Trump Cowardice Syndrome (TCS) is torching your future for a pat on the head that never comes.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years humiliating herself in blind loyalty, defending everything no matter how indefensible. The moment she pushed back on Trump over Jeffrey Epstein, he turned on her and threatened her son. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is discovering loyalty only flows one way, and dissent gets punished immediately.”
“Lauren Boebert stayed loyal, loud, and obedient. Trump still vetoed legislation just to punish her over support for releasing the Epstein files -- cancelling a critical water project in her district. Trump Cowardice Syndrome means learning that devotion does not protect you or the people you represent.”
“Mike Pence gave Trump absolute loyalty for four years. When Trump demanded he break the Constitution, Pence refused. Trump publicly trashed him and left him to face a mob chanting for his execution. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is believing obedience guarantees safety.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years humiliating herself in blind loyalty, defending everything no matter how indefensible. The moment she pushed back on Trump over Jeffrey Epstein, he turned on her and threatened her son. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is discovering loyalty only flows one way, and dissent gets punished immediately.”
“Lauren Boebert stayed loyal, loud, and obedient. Trump still vetoed legislation just to punish her over support for releasing the Epstein files -- cancelling a critical water project in her district. Trump Cowardice Syndrome means learning that devotion does not protect you or the people you represent.”
“Mike Pence gave Trump absolute loyalty for four years. When Trump demanded he break the Constitution, Pence refused. Trump publicly trashed him and left him to face a mob chanting for his execution. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is believing obedience guarantees safety.”
by RepAZ January 2, 2026
Get the Trump Cowardice Syndrome (TCS) mug.Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”
by urdefined February 10, 2024
Get the Trump mug.(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
Get the Trump mug.A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.
This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024
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