Life : something we have because our parents got sexually active . Something we have to live until we die . Something we're all getting wrong . Life and society don't go well together . Society taught us that we aren't pretty and that we're "too fat" or "ugly" or "stupid" . Life , the very thing we all have . The very thing that ignorant people also have . They bully you physically and emotionally . Life , the time from birth to death . Life , something most people want to end because of bulling and hurting .
by 11-19 September 2, 2017
Get the Lifemug. The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
Get the What else do you have in your life?mug. A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.
Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.
by Jg eazy November 5, 2025
Get the Low-Code Low-Lifemug. by easy way out June 9, 2018
Get the Lifemug. by Quatn July 18, 2018
Get the No Lifemug. In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.
1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!
2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!
2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.
by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019
Get the Life-linemug. by No Ankles April 20, 2019
Get the life for lifermug.