National 2k/MW DAY

November 29th is a day that you chill out relax and play 2k and MW until at least 1:00 am!

“Ayo my nigga it’s national 2k/MW day”

by djBmoney912 November 28, 2019

National Bed Appreciation Day

December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”

by camx70 December 8, 2021

National Remi Day

Nov. 22nd, national holiday where you celebrate remi.

Did you hear it’s National Remi Day? It’s nov. 22nd!!

by Alrthen November 22, 2021

National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.

Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!

by Velozity November 1, 2019

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022