Grip a bag of chips

To go into a gas station and eat a bag of chips, while still inside. You then leave never paying.

Hey did you know at sheetz you can totally grip a bag of chips.

by PhunkDoc July 26, 2009

Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".

Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

by 28052010 September 2, 2010

Douche-bag-no-lights

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off

Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"

by CPap April 6, 2007

Wobbly Fun Bags

The descriptive terms for a ladies 'puppies'

Check out the wobbly fun bags on her!

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

strap on a feed bag

to eat a large meal, usually fast food.

Damn, I'm starved! I'm gonna go strap on a feed bag.

by yo Huge January 20, 2008

Double Douche Bag

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.

My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.

by sunshine589 May 18, 2009

Bag Em Up

Bag em up means to do a skid (burnout) in Australian slag.

e.g.
(car stops by)
bystander " bag em up cunt do a sick cunt ya burnout"
Sick cunt in the car does burnout

by Rotaboirx3 November 6, 2018