Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

DONALD TRUMP

RHYMING SLANG FOR TAKING A DUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.

by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.

My grandpa Donald Trumped yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Spotifying Trump’s Lies

When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.

Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.

by Covido November 23, 2023

Donnabee Trump

A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.

“I thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scam—might as well call me Donnabee Trump.”

by chuck van d December 4, 2023

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the stupidest president the united states has ever had. Why the fuck did they elect an orange to be president? He is known for being a stupid beeatch who only cares about himself.

Who is stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump

by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 6, 2023

Donald Trump

One of the greatest presidents the United States of America has ever had the pleasure of being lead by.

Alpha Chad #1: Hey man, Donald Trump just made a promise to keep transgender dudes out of women’s sports when he gets back in office.

Alpha Chad #2: That’s why he’s one of the best.

by The spreader of truth #167,834 December 12, 2023