Sex story

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by YourDrunkkUnclee February 8, 2023

Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

sex pod

A veritable fountain of sexxehness, one who is called a sex pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of sex. They are gods.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

sex story

Tony and i have had feelings for each other for a while now but he had a girlfriend. one day when tonys mom and dad were on a business trip me and tony were hanging out. his girlfriend didn't like me very much but i didnt care. we were watching tv in his room. i paused the tv and got on top of him. he asked me "what are you doing" "you'll see" i said. i started kissing him. he kissed me back. i took off his shirt and pants and boxers. i started kissing his neck making my way down to his crotch. i started to give him a blowjob. i deep throated him. he put his hand on the back of my head and started telling me all the things he was gonna do to me. soon enough he cummed in my mouth. i sat up and swallowed it all. he put me on my back and reached for a condom. "no i like it raw ;)" i said. he smiled and started to suck my tits. he then thrusted his 9" cock into my throbbing pussy. i moaned with pleasure. every time i moaned he fucked me harder. ten minutes later we switched positions. i was on top of him riding him. we both moaned. i felt him cum in my ass. we fucked for and hour then we fell asleep butt ass naked spooning with his hands on my boobs. it was the best night ever. i didnt have anything against tonys girlfriend but she was always mean to me so i was just glad that i fucked that sluts boyfriend.

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by gay bitch lol January 31, 2021

toothbrush sex

When a toothbrush is forcefully shoved up your rectum. You like the feel so you start to bounce up and down.

The bristly end is inserted up the anus.

Robbie has toothbrush sex every night.

by Robbie July 16, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

sex kitty

SEX KITTEN,

The hottest girl in the world, the one that is being loved by the one who hopes that shes thinking of!

SP4SK!

SP.

when a guy cops all the bashing, he still stays with her sex kitty because he doesnt care, theres nothing that can stop him from loving her apart from himself.

by Goose.SP October 11, 2005