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cdounting

The act of counting down.
I'm cdounting the minutes until I go home.
by BourkeStreetCowboy March 29, 2010
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cdunt

The highest offense you could give someone in Switzerland.
Josh: wow sam u are such a cdunt.

Sam: that was harsh
by princess12321789 May 8, 2010
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Chunt

The displaced chunks or clods of earth that are products of lawn aeration. It shares a similar naming, as well as a similar meaning to "Chads", which--as you may know--are the small displaced pieces of paper which result from a hole-punch, or 3-hole punch (most often in form of a circle).

For the longest time, nobody knew what to actually call a chunt. Almost everybody, since they were a child, has seen a chunt, but again--never knew what to refer to it as. Kids have often referred to them as turds or poo; but let's face it, that's just lewd.
Kid #1 (on freshly aerated soccer field): Man, these chunts are getting out of hand, why would coach make us play on the field today?

Kid #2: Because we strive for greatness, Pancho , because we strive for greatness...
by THORAX THE IMPALER! June 27, 2010
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clunt

A term used extensively in the business world to describe clients that are being particularly awkward.

Its origins can be traced back to the Roman Empire and is believed to have come into the language from a Gladiator with a lisp.
I'm sorry honey, I'm going to be late for dinner tonight. My clunts are playing up again...
by TickleWolf July 28, 2010
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Clunt

to be used when a girl you like hates the word cunt so you have to call her a clunt. In this context clunt means you're being silly about a stupid word and I <3 you!
clunt, Clunt, CLUNT, CLuuuuUUUUuuuuNt.................. clunt
by GWEisME November 11, 2010
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Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?
Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.
by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011
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Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.
by MadMask October 28, 2011
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