When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue
by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021
Get the Blue Balls mug.Eyes that are blue and doesn't really effect anything else (pls note that I also have blue eyes and I'm not saying this out of jealousy)
by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017
Get the Blue Eyes mug.A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012
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Get the Corn Dog Blue mug.Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.
“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”
“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”
“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”
by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020
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