One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

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Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

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Eyes passed people

A Guyanese/West Indian idiom describing when someone is blatantly rude. The rude person is so offensive, it is as if they do not believe the other person has any sense or ability to retaliate.

Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.

In the midst of gasoline companies being accused of price gouging and profiteering with gas being $5-$9 per gallon, the chief financial officer of BP says, "Certainly, it's possible that we're getting more cash than we know what to do with."

Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.

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by Tesuji June 13, 2022

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Skank eyes

A chick with unnatural red around their eyes.like they have been up all night just stoving dick into their mouths.mostly blond lower class girls or products of incest

Damn,why is her eyes so red?they some skank eyes for sure

by Djcrocks-n-socks June 30, 2025

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Almond eyes

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris

“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”

by hesse July 17, 2022

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