aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger
yes aiden jack longden
by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022
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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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jack adair

Amelia Jack Adair is such a dumbass
Ava I know, right
by DatBoi429weed November 18, 2017
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jack adair

A type of guy who is a good friend and is really annoying. But he will do anything to help you out.
Amanda- who is that guy
Vicky - Jack Adair
Amanda - he’s really nice and annoying
by Mimi30 November 18, 2017
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Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.
Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window
by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020
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The Jacks

An Irish term used for a toilet. It was originally republican slang for the toilet as if to say they were going to defecate on the old Union Jack. It has become common slang with forgotten roots.
Where's the jacks I need to shite!

Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits
by Cornelious Templeton April 14, 2021
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The Jack

(v.) to publicly wrap arms around and whisper sweet nothings to a woman while she holds the hand of another man
Sigma Male: “last night out on the town, I tried The Jack on some Asian chick, but someone filmed it so now I’m circulating on BarStool and OldRow”
Alpha Male: “you’re a Simp, but not like the man holding her hand”
by skybarauburn August 25, 2022
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