Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Friend zone

Brendamn Robbins

Friendzone:
If you are bren then you are in the friend zoneand or guardian zone and you are living the life of loneliness and solitary.

by Nosorrybestfriend December 3, 2016

Friend zone

When you want to be more than friends but the other party doesn’t

He was friend zoned.

by #1rye November 6, 2018

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Friend Chef

Who Chillaxx With ?

& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)

Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen

One Thing To Recognise Is Friend Chefin ! Ya know , work out who sits where at the Christmas dinner Table...?

by The V ONE 2nd To None September 28, 2018

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Good friend

Good friend is something almaa_omg is not a good friend doesn't start drama is the group chat over saying "your mom" and communicates if they are doing a rp with you in it

not_aanna2"Your mom"
alma_omg "Im ganna block you now"<- that is what not to do

not_aanna2 "your mom"
Butterflyfangirl123 "Your dad"
not_aanna2 "what bout my dad"
Butterflyfangirl123 "nothing"<-- that is what to do
and now Butterflyfangirl123 is a good friend unlike almaa_omg

by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023