e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.

John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”

by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021

:D

If you look at it from your phone angle,It does looks like nonesense, but when you rotate your phone it looks like a open smile.

Its mostly used in texting.
Person (A):You look really pretty!
Person(B): Thanks! :D

by Super Man5151511 May 21, 2021

d

Ok, are you ok?

Why u put a letter? "D" Why u PUT THAT LETTER????????

by Yettthebeetroot May 25, 2021

B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

Dr. D

Someone who claims and brags about his PhD, but might not actually have one.

This doctor is a Dr. D.

by AToastedLoafOfDeliciousBread May 27, 2021

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021