John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"

That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.

by Nugtron August 30, 2021

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.

Tht was a real john ruddy move

by Rosary girls August 28, 2017

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023

John

An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.

John? Are you an animorph?

by animorphlova May 4, 2022

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023