The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023

Rock out with your Spock out
Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.
Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.
Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.
by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
by P. Colot July 23, 2004

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
by The Burgundian rock fucker January 05, 2023

Nikolas Herrmann is the physical embodiment of rock bottom, the only way is up for him. His future is so grim that it makes winter forecast look like beach weather
by Hejndns June 23, 2020
