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Jupiter 2

The spaceship featured in lost in space that the Robinsons family travels on to go to alpha centauri. It is a completely fictional spaceship shown in the GIF below. There are also many others like the Jupiter 8, 9 , 4, 6, 1 , 3 ect
Quick! Get to the Jupiter 2! Now!!!
by Liya Chante April 9, 2021
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Adam "2 Years" Beers

A boy who tells everyone that hes 2 years older than he really his, claiming his name "2 Years" Beers. Beers has been in many song also... Such as, AC-42's "Two Years with Beers" song in 2011, which was a major hit in the UK. Beers isn't very pleased with his name, but, when yu lie about 2 years, it's gonna ryhme with Beers...
Beers.... Adam "2 Years" Beers...
by AC-42 June 23, 2011
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billy 2 straps

A person in the 90's-00's who wore both backpack straps and was deemed a loser
Look at Adam over there with his Billy 2 straps
by niceonemate April 24, 2014
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2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2024
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January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss
by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020
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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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CARS 2

Her: Wanna try Cars 2
Him: Sure
by anonymous January 8, 2024
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