wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious

“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken by Mike Whittaked August 8, 2021

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls by byler is real April 22, 2021

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew 

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia. 

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia. by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.

Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!

Hung Like a Hamster by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011

its on like donkey kong

Game over it is the highest level of go time someone is gonna die

Oh thats it its on like donkey kong

its on like donkey kong by KyRo October 17, 2004

I heart you like WOAH! 

a phrase that is used to describe how much you love somebody! it sounds cooler than saying i love you.

gurl here is your present...
friend oh thanx... wow its so cool i heart you like WOAH!

I heart you like WOAH! by Soupey-face LOL July 16, 2008