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At home only friend

The neighbor and friend you grew up with that is now way too embarrassing to hang out with at school, but is sorta ok to hang out with when you are at home with nothing to do.
Yes, we were friends in grammar school but now she's pretty much an "at home only friend."
by Turkeykitty September 17, 2010
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Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

*(;@KGS2010;)*
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"Friends" moment

1) When something completely ridiculous happens in real life that was actually a part of an episode of "Friends"

2) Forcing a conversation so as to quote a line from the the show "Friends"
Eric: We're not going to get this couch up the stairs unless we cut it in half.
Dean: We might as well, then this "Friends" moment will be complete.

Steve: Are you sure you know where we're going?
Paul: Are you sure you know how to dress yourself?
Steve: What?
Paul: Or something else that's mean about you.
Steve: That was the worst "Friends" moment ever.
by Uncle Richard June 27, 2010
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friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural
by thetallguy65 May 14, 2011
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friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
by bmazz88 June 9, 2011
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tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
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Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
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