Kelly B

She is house broken, friendly, and great with kids and other animals. She is low energy so exercise isn't a necessity and waking her from long rests and naps is unadvised. She loves to cuddle, and can be taken most places. Her favourite treats are chicken nuggies and slurpees. She does tend to be upset if you get her the wrong flavours though. While fearful, she does demonstrate good guard instincts when left home alone. She can be left alone and only shows distress when you leave, calms down fairly quickly there after. She likes to meet others as well, but can be slightly jealous if anyone shows interest in her people. We have had success in teaching her new things. Some extra attention during thunderstorms is quite common or else she may whimper and cry (refer to favourite treats). All in all, she's a good girl 🐕

We have a Kelly B

by Her roommates October 28, 2021

B-But

It is when you stutter while saying "but".

B-But I NEED TO EAT A LEENUT SKLUTER AND PELLY SANDWICH.

by World Government August 17, 2025

B Minus

The opposite of a friendship with benefits (F+), as you only have the relationship without sex.

Look at this dude, he is in a B Minus!

by Streetphilosopher January 27, 2019

Pre-B Day

The last day you spend with a significant other, romantically, before breaking up.

(Could also be worded as "The Last Day")

Can we have a Pre-B Day?

by Princess_Halle August 16, 2014

-S-W-B-G-

-S-W-B-G- Is Abbreviation For South West Bloody Goons, Stylified - "SXVTH WXST BLXXDY GXXNS" - SWBG Reps 2165.

*300-S-W-B-G-LEGIONS 420BLAZEMTRENCHEZ*

by SBC_300 June 28, 2025

Esha B.

The fucking twat who talked shit about her best friend when she wasn’t in and made jokes about her mental health and her self harm. The bitch who fucked with an innocent guys heart and played a victim for 4 years straight.

Yo who’s that?
That’s Esha B. She’s a fucking hoe

by Ihateignorantbitches November 25, 2021

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025