zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zooboo

A nickname for the giant crowd of congregated black kids, who get uber pissed if you even touch them to pass.

We gotta get to class!
lets go this way to stay away from the zooboo!

by liltrevmista! April 25, 2006

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

Zoom

Tall, dark and very handsome. A successful, attention seeking man who loves women. This type of person ALWAYS gets what they want, and will do so at any cost.

No wonder his condo was so big, it has to contain his head. That guy was such a zoom!

by Alwayz Rite November 28, 2012

Zoomber

This is a shorthand way of saying/writing "Zoom bomber". A Zoomber is someone who unexpectedly and inappropriately hacks or joins a Zoom or virtual/online session usually in a disruptive manner or

We had a nude Zoomber at work today, it was such a shock and gross!

by LingDanc803 September 1, 2021

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Zoomger

Noun; a wild flying fuzzy pig-turtle found in the outskirts of Antarctica.
Zoomger, Zoomgers

Oh Em Gee! I just saw a zoomger!

by uhhngg January 3, 2009