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Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.
Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?
by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024
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Yolandeema

Yolandeema, (interjection), is a greek word used as an interjection when it is time to leave from a place or situation.
Ah Yolandeema! It’s past midnight!
by greekfreakk March 1, 2026
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Yhaneal

Meaning Leader, a person with this name is most likely very charismatic, intelligent and attractive, having top tier physical attributes from head to toe. A person with this name is extremely rare and is bound to achieve his goals.
"He took charge and led us to victory." "He reminds me of Yhaneal" "The way he commanded respect made me think of Yhaneal."
by Oracle of the West March 15, 2025
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YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.
Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
by anonymous August 7, 2025
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Yoana

Goddess of the earth, gift from GOD to the people, inherit-ant
For GOD so then sent a Yoana to illuminate the skies.
by GODDism September 27, 2025
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Dirty yehan

When she wants you to wear a maid-outfit and cat ears while she screams feminist claims
by Rotegrütze February 18, 2021
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Paramahansa yogananda

Author of autobiography of a yogi. His most famous book. He's a monk who met other monks that could levitate and defy death such as the deathless guru babaji. His guru sri yukestwar was amazing and has a woke asf book called the holy science all about the 2012 prophecy. Pretty dope. Paramahansa was so Saint like it's rumored you could see God in his eyes.
Hey dude paramahansa yogananda is rumored to have been stealing all the white bitches in the west with his new kryia yoga , what a baller
by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021
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