Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012

Yogurt Oasis

One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!

Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!

by abestmonky March 5, 2012

yogurt dog

white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog

me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭

by nocluebruc January 31, 2024

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

yogurt

cum

mommy why is there yogurt on your bed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023

Belly button Yogurt

Yogurt made from the bacteria in your belly button

Jill made some homemade belly button yogurt!

by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

watery yogurt

watery yogurt

watery yogurt

by Debskelly1985 May 12, 2023