Dead Yogurt

Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.

Shut the fuck up, dead yogurt!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

back yogurt

Yogurt from a man during intercourse laid out on a woman's back

Lisa I felt his warm yogurt all over my back. I love back yogurt!

by mg1580 September 18, 2017

Yogurt

The best player you can ever play with, mass reflect kicks, insta kick , Rich, Handsome carrying everyone.

Ohhh i wish i was a yogurt.

by Yogurtisthebest March 12, 2019

Bit the Yogurt

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.

Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".

by Magrifiedmonkey November 7, 2024

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.

Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.

by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021