when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
by Jean2 August 17, 2024

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
by spelchek December 12, 2013

To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)
by sbomb101 December 31, 2014

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

very tasty and suitable for lactose intolerant people because these have tons of maltose. milk and yogurt
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
