Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”

“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”

by Maxamagican September 9, 2020

Knot

A person who you refuse to admit to a relationship ship with due to shame, embarrassment, or already being in a relationship. Or a loose or sexually active person you might complicate your life with.

“My girl is trippin over a “Knot” from the other night. Might have to cut her off, can’t have loose ends and get caught up. Can’t have another public “entanglement”.

by TheLost0311 July 11, 2020

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019

bowline knot

Useful knot in boating and any rope related bonding.

Tom described how the tie a bowline knot; "form an loop, up the bum, do the reach around and bring it back through"

by itsalltrue June 17, 2023

Pull a knot

It means to hang your self. Aka commit suicide.

Person 1:Hah, I really could pull a knot rn. Person 2:Why? Person 1: I don’t want to be here…

by ScarTheDragon April 18, 2022