Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

Whiskey clit

When a clitoris is so numbed by alcohol that you can pound that shot all day. And there will no effect.

When a bitch gets Whiskey clit, it’s like taking a butter knife to a diamond.

by Karrrrlito January 22, 2019

Whiskey Finger

When a lesbian gets too drunk to have sex.

Brittany had whiskey finger last night and couldn't bang her girlfriend.

by Kaseofherpes November 24, 2025

Hotel Whiskey

Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.

Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.

by Skippedstone May 19, 2019

Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

Frisky on the whiskey

A great time whilst drunk

Bruh i had a frisky on the whiskey moment

by 🅱🅴🅽🅸🆂(☭ ͜ʖ ☭) April 28, 2019

Whiskey Ribs

When you're drinking whiskey, and you can start to feel the alcohol in your ribcage.

I can feel this whiskey in my ribcage. Sounds like whiskey ribs to me!

by B00pieSn00ts October 30, 2020