weapons of mass marketing

the campaign of fear by the media, the oil barrons and the U.S. government intended to keep you enslaved by your possesions.

The coverage of the Operation Iraqi Freedom was nothing more than a 24 hour weapon of mass marketing designed to keep the viewer tuned in and subjected to advertising.

by m0loch September 25, 2003

Wheat

Any type of marijuana.

Oi blood you got any wheat for me!?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010

Weapon

A slang term for penis. This can be considered a weapon, since using it has consequences; sometimes minor, sometimes severe. It can damage or build your reputation, depending on what you are speaking of (ex: your sexual performance reputation.) In unusual or strange incidents, it can poke someone's eye out.

(On there way to the local strip club)
Soldier 1: Hey, Lieutenant!
Soldier 2: Yeah?
Soldier 1: Bring your weapon (smirks)
Soldier 2: I got it right here (grabs crotch.)

by Crazy Ass November 5, 2004

weapon of mass insertion

What a penis is. You can insert it into many things. For example: mouth, pussy, butthole, eyes.....

I have a weapon of mass insertion in my pants. Care to suck it?

by Alexi November 11, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

Wil Wheaton

The greatest Farker ever.

Whenever Wil Wheaton comments in a Fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.

by Flopsy December 23, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods

Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003