A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin April 09, 2018
A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.
by BKobayashi February 27, 2011
When a bunch of guys engage in a full weekend or a brief vacation with the primary intent to violate women (ex. Pussy grabbing)
Donald Trump, Billy Bush and friends planned a huge Billy Bush weekend during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and they even filmed a clip of the conversation on tour bus.
by Liadi Aaron September 13, 2017
A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.
by Fannyeater34 October 06, 2018
A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
When no one's in the voice chat, "Ah, weekend" can be exclaimed because, typically, most people of the group are off at weekends; doesn't even have to be a weekend when used.
by Sponandi July 22, 2024
Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.
get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
by TakoTulpa November 21, 2023