Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

by Katrykat April 1, 2020

Vulture Sale

When a couple splits up, and holds a rushed yard sale to sell off the items they bought together, usually at a steep discount.

"I furnished my whole apartment at that vulture sale, and it only cost me a hundred bucks!"

by Canadian Hoser February 13, 2009

Vultrafuck

All you need to know is it involves some PVC piping, some barbeque sauce, and a picture of Drew Gooden

Shutup before I Vultrafuck your face

by BrownDawgs February 25, 2011

vulture dick

A guy with a shaved penis and balls. It hangs like the neck of a vulture.

"he took off his boxers and it looked like a vulture dick"

by Mommavnb January 21, 2017

vulture hipster

Some one learns about a trend, after it died. They take the dead trend and treat it like new

That dude is a vulture hipster, he just learned about rickrolling and is starting to use it again

by the-vulture-hipster December 23, 2017

vultran

A very sexy streamer who sometimes posts nudes. And has huge cock

Vultran is very sexy

by Shurup09 February 21, 2018

Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.

Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019