urban dictionary

A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.

John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!

by Dodgs June 8, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A random website that I go to when I get bored.

Girl A: I'm so bored.
Girl B: Just go to the Urban Dictionary.
Girl A: What is that?
Girl B: A useless website that gives you definitions of random words that are completely inaccurate.
Girl A: Oh well...sounds interesting enough.

by WiserOwl April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.

-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.

by UDL November 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The damn website you're on. Why did you search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary Anyways?

im not using an example you know what urban dictionary is bruh

by nutella._.skies March 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

shitty website, -5/10.

Person 1: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: Ew, hate it

by Manovisor March 12, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.

Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.

by aubsie November 17, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place where kids see things they are not supposed to see

Urban dictionary is killing my eyes

by someoneelse222 January 31, 2021