Urban dictionary

An internet orgy of funny and untrue definitions

-Urban dictionary taught me how to beat my wife while and what gerky means
-Yeah i know its incredible

by Trifo-nword June 25, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go because they too stupid to get the latest trends of words.

Bob went to Urban Dictionary because he didn't know what it meant to 69

by awesomeperson6969 April 21, 2011

Urban Dictionary

This website

Welcome to Urban Dictionary

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.

Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?

by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019

urban dictionary

A website that needs to replace the Gifs with images we found on the internet so we can show off cool Artwork and stuff.

I love Urban Dictionary.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.

I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.

by macobex1 March 2, 2015