Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel April 25, 2012

two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

Two-nother

When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.

"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "

by Slamton June 29, 2018

Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

two trays

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.

The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.

by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021