turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011

Turtle-Hedgehog

An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.

That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!

by AndreWithaJ December 15, 2020

turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.

ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best

by turtle ryan November 28, 2018

Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 23, 2011

Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

by Gote1311 November 11, 2010

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 27, 2017