Mob Tube

Mob Tube is a place where overweight, over 40, small penis having men, and overweight old angry no dick getting women all convene together to yell and scream about who hurt who's fee fees the worst. Most spend their nights doing marathon live streams and bitch and moan about who's fee fees were hurt worst.

Hey I was watching mob Tube and seen old men yelling at old ladies.

by Brutally Brittany July 9, 2023

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

tweaker tube

Tube or piece of hose typically attached to glass pipes or bongs to assist in meth smoking. Or a pyrex glass tube that cigars are sold in that are usually blown with a torch into meth pipe.

Hey bro mind if I put my tweaker tube on your pipe so we don't share the same mouth piece and I get a better hit of this shit? Or hey can you stop at the minimart I need to buy a tweaker tube to blow a pipe.

by Luvlyladyluck January 13, 2023

Blood tube

A part of your anus,known as the rectum

I wanna stick my fingers in yo blood tube tonight

by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019

Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis

Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.

by [e-mail] June 28, 2016

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Tube drout

When you are binge watching Youtube videos and even though there are billions of videos on Youtube you come to a sudden stop. You can't find any other videos you want to watch and resort to watching Netflix.

Man, last night I had a major Tube drout. I was looking for a good 5 minutes and could find nothing.

by IconLivin January 28, 2018