chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 2, 2004

torpey

An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.

(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."

by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005

Pulling a Toryn

Masturbating while on the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Girl: Man, my boyfriend got drunk and tried Pulling a Toryn last night, but i set him straight.

by .Marek. January 17, 2009

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

torey

to lick fat out of a moldy chicken

i sure did torey that chicken

by LUKAS RIS! May 29, 2007

Torey

a girl thats really ditzy. can be very annoying. thinks things are funny that really arent. chooses her boyfriends over her bestfriends. isnt a true friend, likes to backstab her friends. always gets in other peoples buisness. in conclusion, a total bitch 99% of the time.

such a torey.

by bitch312980537 November 1, 2010

torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007