Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.
by Hakpute June 19, 2009
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
by blahblahb lahhdhssd July 10, 2006
One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.
by heck5 January 19, 2011
having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister
Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
by DJ maxximum November 21, 2008
by XSoulHeadshotX August 30, 2008
The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks
by rcp72 April 27, 2009