Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

Bender Weather

When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.

Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.

by Natty_Nate September 29, 2020

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Walking weather

Walking weather is nice warm yet also chilly weather. It is usually right after it rains when the temp drops at around 9pm.

I love walking weather!
Whats walking weather?
Kill yourself.

by ilovecatssssudufuifjfkf September 13, 2022

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

weather

(of a ship) get to the windward of (a cape or other obstacle).

The ship weathered the treacherous cape, emerging safely into calmer waters.

by Arminkshipper August 3, 2024

Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024