A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.
by dele3344 October 16, 2006
the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
by imabutcher October 06, 2011
a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
by sk8a August 04, 2008
" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."
by thankstolarry August 08, 2008
One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.
Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.
Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!
Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!
by ScotyV October 14, 2007
When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
by FvS January 30, 2009
Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 09, 2009