Pad

The thing that covers blood from going into pants or shorts when coming out of a vagina

I saw a dirty pad in the bathroom today

by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

shin pad dribbler

A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.

Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.

by sdafasdfasdfasd May 3, 2025

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025