jeff sanders

When a male concentrates a large sum of his latent energy while doinking a whamen. This creates a force so deadly that when released the whamen will not know what hit her, unless she asks. If she does just tell her semen.
Shit Craig! You really fucked me up with that Jeff Sanders you just pulled!!!!! OHHHH YEAHHHH
by The Vagoo Snatcher September 18, 2017
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Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing
Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.
by Sierralemon April 03, 2021
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Is Bruh Jeff?

It is explicitly clear throughout history that Bruh, is indeed, Jeff. The revolutionary war, Bruh was Jeff. Right when the emancipation proclamation was signed, Bruh was Jeff. When the mongols took over Asia, Bruh was Jeff. The question is not “Is Bruh Jeff” but why is Jeff Bruh.
Person: “My name is Bruh, Jeff
You: “But is Bruh Jeff?”
Person: Bruh name is Jeff Bruh Me.”
You: “Exactly!”
by Anthony’s Secret Admirer March 24, 2021
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Pulling a Jeff

making an idiot out of ones self; lying; sticking ones foot in ones mouth
I was talking to Joe and he was totally pulling a Jeff.
by MPHBS January 30, 2019
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Jeff left

by Cftuikhfsd January 08, 2018
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Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.
God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!
by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017
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Jeff Blim

Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.
P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022
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