Crispy Enterprises

A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.

Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.

Crispy Enterprises, the top rated Email Copywriter.

by newsnews January 26, 2024

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

crispy killcams

a youtube series from the hit youtuber Crispy Concords when he started youtube

Lets watch some Crispy Killcams

by FlemishParis July 4, 2023

crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020