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Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Burnt

When a person is very high they are burnt. Before someone gets high they are burning up.
Person 1: you wanna hit this j?
Person 2: bro I can’t I’m already burnt, another hit I’ll green out and be like Gavin fly(hehe)
by Goober Gonzalez May 11, 2023
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burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up
“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 21, 2025
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burnt

Used to describe someone who is a burn out. A buzz kill. Smoked out.

Someone who is a burn.
Here comes Tom, he is burnt..
Let's go somewhere else.
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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toasty burnt

when one is on the verge of being overworked or too stressed out.
I just got done with a 12 hour shift. I'm toasty burnt right now.
by Zarkana June 21, 2021
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burnt ham

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
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