Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.

I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood

by Clancy January 20, 2004

Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun

“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out”

by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024

Bitch blade

A small dagger or knife that some women (prostitutes) can easily conceal for protection from attackers.

Dude messed with the wrong gal and she stabbed him with her bitch blade.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.

“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”

by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021

Cherry Blade Lemonade

the undisputed best flavor of Bang energy drinks. if you disagree, fuck you and die.

"Hey man, what is the best flavor of Bang energy drinks?"

"Cherry Blade Lemonade, no doubt about it. if you disagree, fuck you and die."

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021