Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.

Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!

by KaeMERae February 8, 2009

Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.

Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.

by PubicField July 15, 2009

bacon maker

A Texan derivative of money maker.

I want to grab your bacon maker.

by Shermie January 5, 2009

grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest

"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."

by Jay Kang November 5, 2006

Bacon Party

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!

1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Bacon seed

Piglets. Young pigs that some day will become adult pigs that can be turned into bacon.

Person A: What a cute little pigpie.

Person B: If you give it enough water and food this bacon seed will turn into bacon

by Superwanker 2000 March 29, 2013

bacon badge

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser

1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"

by ethic May 5, 2009