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by wongerMcdonger July 20, 2025

Busted twinkie

when one tries to stop or when something is blocking the urethra during ejaculation but it simply comes out harder and farther

Male:Oh no not yet not yet **cum splatter** ahhhg Shit, busted twinkie.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Twinkie

When you roll up a big girl's fat around your dick and ejaculate in it.

I was banging this big girl and gave her a twinkie cause I couldn't find her pussy.

by Daslayer03 September 27, 2022

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003