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Skinning Cock

Hey, are you guys going to help me run this cable or are you going to stand around all day Skinning Cock?
by CheeSchmullKaos@gmail.com March 28, 2015
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skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.
I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.
by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016
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Skin dicky

Noun. When one had a very hairy chest but is has a bald spot in the shape of an old school sweater dicky.

Verb. When a person wraps their legs around another person’s neck and farts on their chest.
Tina surprised me while I was sleeping with a ninja-like skin dicky.
by Squid and Sausage June 29, 2019
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skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.
Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken
by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019
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Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.
by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
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for clear skin

When you want someone to do something, like listen to your favorite song or follow you on tik tok, and joking u say that if he/ her did it she/ he will have clear skin.
ex: Listen to the new Ariana Grande’s song for clear skin

Follow me for clear skin
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
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