ring the bird

1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"

by M.Becker June 16, 2008

ring ranger

A person that gets pleasure out of raming the cock in another man ass

Rowan is a fuckin ring ranger

by Dark.Yoda March 24, 2003

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

T-Ring

A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.

Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?

Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring

Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!

by Syrinx Sinner September 29, 2011

O-ring

Anal muscles.

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 8, 2004

Cum Ring

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

by KrazyKU February 22, 2009